Whenever we talk about Japanese games, the terms that come to mind are generally gorgeous, beautiful, perfect, detailed, fun, fun, especially those included in the Platinum Hall of Final Fantasy and Mario guys, and those endless action games in RPG, although the style of games made by the Japanese is very uniform, nothing more than a gorgeous persona plus the ups and downs of the plot settings, and then the exciting and fast combat feel The game’s style is very uniform, not only is the gorgeous characters plus the ups and downs of the plot settings, or exciting and exciting combat feel, plus the floating Opie welfare pictures and so on.
But unknowingly in the last few years, a grass mud horse breeding game occupies a lot of geeks and nerds cell phone, a time, we found a variety of strange tastes and magical brain hole of the Japanese game so occupy the world’s cell phones, what toilet bean sprouts, poles fly swatter can become your object, uncle ostrich Rudrai Kannon can become your pet, which is still a kind of world. What are Japanese game makers thinking?
Hunting can never explain the ideas in their brains, only hentai may be the last place in their hearts. Pictures
01 suicide when the fart flew to Pluto
Perhaps everyone has a bad mood at times, perhaps people to middle age, the old and the young when the most likely to breed some not so good psychological state, then it is always very possible to think, after all, life so many things that are not easy, but suicide to suicide, why would fly to Pluto? Although we have heard that before death, the whole body will lose control of the nerves and thus incontinence, but such a leap towards Pluto while farting to avoid the sky and ghost fire like the fart fire in the end what is the situation. Watching the main character standing on the roof of the building fly out does not make people have a feeling of despair – farting is what makes people despair. This casual game still seems to be an infinite game, no matter how long you fly in the sky, your farts are endless, until you hit the fart fire from the sky fall, the background flashed your lovely children and beautiful wife, but you will definitely fall down and hang on a very hard branch, each time it is this branch, prevented the uncle’s suicide. Japanese people’s psychological pressure is said to be the top few in the world, but with such a way of self-deprecation is also really open-minded group of people.
02 Bean sprout people
As a game as strange as its name, this work can be said to live up to expectations, as a placement-type collection game, which can be said to be the required content of a not missing – different kinds also have to distinguish the scarcity of bean sprouts people, can have a different increase in the amount of watering system. In the end, this is actually still a placement bean sprout planting game, but once the handsome face is added, it becomes very magical. The bean sprouts break out of the soil and slowly absorb the water and nutrients in the soil, we pay attention to the dryness and wetness of the soil, and get bored with spraying water and chatting. Then they revealed their heads and turned into demented bean sprouts – what the heck is all this? Some bean sprouts are Warren-headed, some are hip-hopped, and some are cowgirl-headed. And you can also strengthen the bean sprouts when you’re done collecting different ones, or is it an immediate charge? We can also choose to sell this bean sprout to get gold for more places to grow handsome bean sprouts and get more and more sick and magical bean sprouts. If players throw up when they see bean sprouts in the future, please block the game consciously.
03 Shoot man
Just as we sent the bean sprout man away, we welcome the shoot man – why not release a full collection of vegetables? Again, the same interface, the same way to play the placement development, but the spray can has become a water sprayer, their living environment from a large pot into a large piece of dirt land. Still a variety of expressions of bamboo shoots, still a variety of ghosts and animals to stare at you. And actually will be directly from the baby into a handsome man, and this time more perverted is not only has a child, there are handsome office workers, drinking stupid face, and even party bamboo shoots, ghost bamboo shoots, or simply is not bamboo shoots. The more you get to the back of the mother-in-law also, there are tigers or other things that add buffs to make you sell bamboo shoots quickly – and then appear more bamboo shoots, I really do not know why this kind of strange and magical game is how to let the developers make out still on the shelves?
04 uncle eggs
“Uncle Egg” is a casual collection type of game, both retro graffiti art style, or the game’s functional descriptions, are incomparably witty and humorous. In terms of gameplay, “Uncle Egg” is a test of your cooking skills. “There are dozens of ingredients in the game, including various types of salt, so what ingredients you put in at what time and how much you put in each time What ingredients to put in at what time and how much to put in each time will determine whether you can cook a perfect egg or not. After the egg is cooked, it’s time to peel the egg step, slide your finger on the egg, you can peel the egg little by little, after peeling, an uncle face will appear, collect all the designated uncle faces in a pot, you can open the next pot, complete each pot has a different number and type of uncle face requirements. Creepy uncle, bitter uncle, play handsome uncle …… game in total there are more than 190 different uncle waiting for you to peel one by one, just like da Vinci painting eggs, no egg in the world is a repeat.
05 Uncle Pixie
I really don’t know how bad the social status of middle-aged people in Japan is, and they are endlessly used as the subject of spoofing – small eyes and small eyebrows plus the unshaven eyebrows, and some people actually put him on the face of Pikachu. As with other placement games, every day they raise them such uncle face elf, and then send them to the construction site to torture them, squeeze labor, and finally earn money to unlock other uncle face elf. Although for the collection fetish to collect a full range of pixies is still a very interesting thing – but once the set of uncle face, what kind of pixies have become very disgusting. As for when you let the uncle face elf to work such as digging coal mines or other heavy work, you have no sympathy or guilt, which is not at all desperate for even the game is to see the face of the world – because such elf really have no way to accept – not to mention with cute and beautiful fun what is the relationship.
06 hair development into
Compared to the other games inside the list, this game is quite decent – at least you don’t have to keep looking at the strange uncle faces of those magical vegetable plant pokemon. This year’s very hot teacher’s phrase – I’ve become stronger and my head is convex. Just perfect for this game, which is a story of a young man with a dream to pursue. As a young and talented handsome man, he is bald, and then he hopes to get his hair back by some means – we need to help him, as a rigorous hair growth game, which has a sebum, white hair and so on hair growth values, we stimulate hair growth through food, medicine, combing stimulation and so on in the normal way, and this slowly starts to make the protagonist’s hair more and more – but Why is there the option of growing chest hair? With more and more open tools and values all BEST, the soul of the game will still become – bald, but do not be discouraged ah, this is only one of the many hair branch ending, and finally you may also be full of thick hair to try those beautiful clothes, to meet the new spring of life – more or face up to the dismal life it picture
07 now filled with explosive bar
I don’t know when the FFF group trend started – everyone is despising couples, otaku probably just too otaku themselves and do not want to communicate with others at home every day. Suddenly the world appeared an otaku, he has the power to make couples explode, he has super powers, appearing anywhere, anytime in front of the couples explode – this mysterious power is not ordinary people can have. The immortals sent from heaven even if you are given the ability, you have to work hard to destroy the couples ah – whether it is the tram of the classroom of the home of the dining hallway, you have to take them out without leaving one behind. As a placement game, you just need to keep refreshing the energy bar of the couples to kill, and then evolve and then awaken new explosive skills and new character style, and continue to explode couples it! Of course, do not do so in life, because this is to disturb the freedom of life of others, as for the otaku how they want to be FFF group, should not exclude the normal social exchange activities. As for really which day can destroy the world’s couples, I think this realization of the day is little chance to see.
08 Escape Game: Go to the toilet
Toilet problem has always been a problem that all animals on earth need to face – eating, drinking and shitting stop, then you can not survive. As an escape game, go to the toilet although the shell of a magic game, but the essence of this interesting pixel game can still bring the demand for fun – as a protagonist will soon explode bladder, desperate to go to the toilet, but also encountered a variety of puzzles, that really is beyond crazy. Faced with the always decreasing time, soon to explode the internal organs, only hurry to find out the way to open the door into the toilet to solve the super trouble can not go to the toilet.
But inside the toilet is either a door lock or no paper, either there is a trap or what is stuck in the toilet, you can only disguise as a famous toilet detective Ko Bei, to uncover a toilet puzzle. What old man diarrhea ah, what is full of mushrooms sprinkled with underwear maze ah, in short, is not let you go to the toilet properly. If you exclude all difficulties, difficult or not to unlock the toilet door, then you will immediately fall to the ground, by the shit yellow hazy fog shrouded screen – people have three emergencies, by the shit fart fried you are certainly not the first person in history.
09 kick Tanaka butt
In fact, this game is still quite easy – kick ass or pretty cool feeling it, first of all, to explain the kick Tanaka butt in the end is a game – itself using Muay Thai kick, that is, Muay Thai inside the formal moves, with legs across the opponent’s abdomen to give rain big damage, later changed to kick to the butt through entertainment programs, and finally made into a spoof program in the punishment section. But it’s different if you switch to the game, because Tanaka is available to kick, after kicking will become very comfortable expression, but some serious face role is not to mention it. Because the kick will deduct points – in fact, this is a quick hit game, when the number of consecutive hits is high enough, or quite a happy thing. Different expressions of people interspersed in it, you just need to quickly distinguish in the fast kick their asses – this is not a very fast and easy thing, fumbling press the wrong thing is still very possible. But how to say, kicking other people’s asses have an inexplicable sense of dark pleasure, perhaps everyone’s heart lives in an unknown story
